Flat Coated Retriever Friday

TGIF!!!! So I assisted in the delivery of 3 babies this week and got an 83% on my first test of the term. GO ME! On my way home from school today I was in Willkillyinzburg and had my window down because I was smoking, and this woman came up to my car and asked for a ride 3 blocks down. I said NO. Lazy betch!
Shout out to Chad for making me laugh uncontrollably the past 2 days of lecture at school. He texted me during class several times about several of our instuctors and what positions they like during sex. Today the instructor said to him "Are you texting?" He said "No" It was obvious he was on his phone. He said "I am playing Tetris" LOVE IT!
Maddie and Paige ate 2 pairs of my underwear this week.
Shopping tommorrow in Grove City then off to Clarion to get waaaasted like old times.
Well thats about it! Its the freakin weekend baby I'm 'bout to have me some fun!

Tibetan Terrier Tuesday

So I have a new obsession....www.jibjab.com I LOVE IT!!! Thanks Colbs! You could probably look at all my top friends on myspace and they have video posted. I think Jen-nay's getting annoyed with me because I keep laughing hysterically at it!
So I helped delivered a baby today. 8 lbs 12 ounces. He was born with the cord wrapped around his neck and he was dark purple. I almost fainted. Everything ended up being ok by the time we left at the end of the day.
Season finale of Beauty and the Geek tonight. I hope David and Jasmine win.
CLARION this weekend! Can't wait! Look out Hamburger Bills!
Paige and Maddie have fleas. They kept me up half the night scratching and I was almost late for school today. I got up at 6:10am thanks to Jen-nay. (I have to leave at 6:15am). I jumped in the shower and left the house with dripping wet hair. It was a great! They are getting flea dips on Saturday after doggie day camp.
Doggie Day camp: $16.00 per dog
Flea baths: $25.00 per dog
Having spoiled dogs that will not be up all night scratching: PRICELESS
Well tommorrow is HUMP DAY!!! YAY!

Mutt Monday

Heres a shout out to the mutts!!! Sammie Patches the Collie Beagle and of course Paige! I promise to be a little more exciting in the posts to come. I am in the hospital for clinical for the next 2 days so I am sure there will be some asshole I can blog about. And I am on the Labor and Delivery unit this week so I am sure I will be seeing a baby being born or something. Too bad its not an abortion.

Schipperke Saturday

HAPPY TURKEY DOG, I mean DAY!

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! The Jacksons did! Paige enjoyed eating half of a pie this morning before we left to go to my parents. I think she went into sugar shock because she was hyper all day and was just plain BAD!
So as for last night....I went to a few gay bars with my friends and my friend Cortney and I were in shock at the first one. There was a stripper who was dancing completely naked on stage slapping his dick ( AKA hog cock wang penis jalopi ) on his thighs and then bending over and spreading his butt cheeks apart. Me and Cortney could not stop staring and we giggled like little school girls. It was quite the night but I had a blast.
This might be the first year I will not be shopping on Black Friday. I want to but I don't. We figured the only good sales are electronics and stuff and the 4am early bird specials. I don't need any electronics (nor can I afford them) and I am not getting up at 4am. So tommorrow guess what I'm doing???? Raking leaves! Anyone is welcome to come help me! See ya tommorrow!

FYI

FYI If anyone has ever heard me refer to blue merle in dogs coloring or coat, the picture of the Cardigan Welsh Corgi is blue merle.

Welsh Corgi Wednesday

Cardigan Welsh Corgi= tail

Pembroke Welsh Corgi = no tail

I know I know I am a loser. So whos getting waaaaaasted tonight? I AM!!! The biggest day of the year to go out!

I just heard from next door "Meeps, Mitsy dinner time!" I wonder if Meeps and Mitsy are getting a turkey dinner because supposedly the neighbors are celebrating Thanksgiving tonight.

A big HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA to Scoots for finally getting a myspace page. Heeeeeeeeey Scoots!

Well HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!!

Treeing Walker Coonhound Tuesday

We love Maddie Maddie Maddie on our lappy lappy lappy

She is bitey bitey bitey all the timey timey timey

She goes poopy poopy poopy in the yardy yardy yardy

We love Maddie Maddie Maddie on our lappy lappy lappy

So last night on the Bachelor....he didn't pick either one of them. What the fuck? Tonight is the best night of the week for tv. Biggest Loser, Beauty and the Geek, and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. I LOVE REALITY SHOWS and you all better start too because thats all thats gonna be on pretty soon with the Hollywood Writers strike.

Manchester Terrier Monday

I am off school today. Yeah!!! I should be studying, doing laundry, and paying my bills but it is now 1pm and I am still in my pjs watching reruns of Roseanne. Each hour goes by and I will say to my self 1 more hour then I will be productive. That all started around 9am this morning. Oh well! Anyone watching the season finale of the Bachelor tonight? I want Jenni to win. What about I love New york II? Tonight ex girlfriends are on and so are Real and Chance from Season I. I have a crush on this seasons Mr. Wise. Well Happy Monday to all!

Samoyed Sunday

Samoyed Sunday.....

I must, I must, I must increase my bust!

Me and Jen-nay dropped the "girls" off at doggie day camp this morning and then went and did our usual Saturday thing. We went to lunch and shopping. Primanti Brothers has the best jalepeno poppers ever! So in the parking lot at Old Navy we saw this bumper sticker and I thought it was pretty funny. You can't see it real well but there is the pink breast cancer ribbon in the background.

Remember Guten Morgen? Remember this post?

breasts boobs titties jugs boobies ta tas bags punkin tits hooters knockers melons coconuts headlights money shakers boszums fun bags rack thelma and louise milk and cookies grapefruits hand warmers balloons mosquito bites boulders bumpers baby food chesticles the "girls" itty bitty titties jersey cows mammaries milk milk fried eggs pancakes bon bons blinkers sweater meat whoppers teats honkers mountains pillows

It's my life...

So everyday for school I park about 5 or 6 blocks from school in the ghetto. I park there so I do not have the hassle of feeding the meter every few hours throughout the day. There is a parking lot in Lawrenceville for students and employees at the hospital and they shuttle you up to the hospital ,but this requires me to ride past the school 10 minutes and then take the 10 minute ride back to school. I would rather sleep in an extra 20 minutes. Ok, thanks. So anyways….about once or twice a week I am stopped by a complete stranger with the “Do you have 50 cents? I need to catch the bus and I have no money?” or the “Do you have any change? I am hungry and don’t have any money?” I normally give these mooches the 50 cents or a dollar. I know more than likely they do not need to catch the bus and the small amount of money is probably going towards drugs or something, but whatev. Well today I stopped in Willkillyinzburg on my way home from school for gas. I was pumping my gas minding my own business when I was approached by this man. “Excuse me, do you have a dollar for me to get some food? I am so hungry?” I said “ I actually just paid with my card, I do not have any cash”. He said, “Do you have any change at all? I am so hungry.” I said I will check, but I doubt it. I gathered up some change (about 50 cents) and gave it to him. He saw the bills sticking out of my wallet and said staring at my wallet, “Are you sure you don’t have a dollar?” I said, “ I do, but I am a student and don’t really have any extra money.” He turned his back and walked away with the change I did give him. So I said, “You could at least thank me for the money I did give you.” He just stared at me. So I have decided I am going to go to McDonalds and get a stack of applications and start giving those to people when asked for money.

I am going to try to continue with the blogging due to constant harassment from several of my friends, however, do not expect correct grammar and punctuation and I will not have Manic Mondays or Guacamole Thursdays . I will just blog about whatev. Ok, thanks.